Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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