ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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