I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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