no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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