The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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