just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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