Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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