Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You need a sexual gate keeper
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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