"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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