Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just found puke in my bra..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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