Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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