And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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