it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Do I have a choice?
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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