i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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