Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She told me I should be a condom model.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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