I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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