he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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