so that wasnt chicken after all
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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