Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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