that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
should my penis look like a turkey
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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