3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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