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(216): View more from Ohio

you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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(757): View more from Virginia

yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.

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(518): View more from New York

Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!

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(479): View more from Arkansas

We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe

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(360): View more from Washington

Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager

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