Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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