If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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