found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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