last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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