I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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