dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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