you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
