ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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