I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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