You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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