I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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