If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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