How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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