just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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