just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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