69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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