What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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