Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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