Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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