Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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