Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Bring me that man meat
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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