Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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