listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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