So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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