I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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