So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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