I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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