Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
