I can text with my tongue
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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