The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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