You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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